For Normies looking to trade stocks the smart way

Buy great companies when they crash.

NormieStonks watches ~2,000 US stocks for violent drops, keeps only the ones with sound fundamentals, then has AI research why each fell — so you can spot a real bargain instead of catching a falling knife. Plus what Congress is quietly buying.

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Separate the bargain from the falling knife

Fast-crash screener

Finds stocks down 20%+ in days, single-day shocks, and companies 65%+ below their all-time high — then throws out anything that isn't profitable and financially sound.

AI value-trap check

For every survivor, AI reads the news and decides: did the market overreact, or is this cheap for a reason? Every pick gets a plain-English HOT / WATCH / TRAP verdict with sources.

Congress insider trades

Tracks the highest-performing members of Congress and analyses their stock and option trades — filtered to only recently-disclosed, still-actionable positions.

Position monitoring

Log what you own and NormieStonks re-checks it. If the story breaks and a holding turns into a value trap, you get a Telegram alert to consider closing.

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